You might have to speak Spanish to really "get" this, but it cracks me up. One thousand snag-free elastics. Apparently, "ouch" is the Spanish word for "snag". Who knew?
Ningunos = None
Ouch = ouch
Elastico = Elastic
There you have it folks, one thousand elastics, without an ouch in the bunch!
(Obviously Heather can't read Spanish, she's been "ouching" it nearly every time I try to put one of these babies in her hair.)