I find these funny. Some of you might find them less so, or more so. It's all a gamble, you know?
If we Cantwell's were on a reality television show, you might have heard the following conversations lately:
Monday evening, immediately following our weekly family home evening adventure:
Me: I really like it when we give home evening lessons out of The Friend. It just seems to work really well, you know? With it being right on Heather's level and all?
Eric: Yeah, and it has by far the best artwork of any of the church magazines.
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Driving away from McDonalds, following a daddy-daughter lunch date. Heather is playing with her Happy Meal toy, which happens to be a Strawberry Shortcake Doll.
Heather: Dad, girls go to the potty, don't they?
Eric: Yup, she they sure do.
Heather: And this girl will go to the potty.
Heather: But R2D2 doesn't go to the potty because he doesn't have a bum, Right?
Eric (laughing): Right.
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Visiting teaching with Grandma Cantwell
Random lady that they were visiting teaching: blah blah blah this and that something something something Monson says something something something.
Heather (who we didn't think was paying attention): President Monson! He's our prophet!