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Me: Isn't it nice that Heather is so easy to soothe? I mean, she gets sad, but most of the time, all she needs is to be held and told that she's loved, and almost immediately, she's as good as new.
Eric: Yeah . . . she's kind of like her mother that way.
It wouldn't be as funny if it weren't absolutely true.